IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT
WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES
It sounded like i was saying ‘PATRICE’ in a french accent to be fair
Except it wouldn’t be a French accent. They don’t pronounce the “s” so just say battery.
i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me
“kill me or ask for directions”
buddy
that’s so awesome irl i’m like alone and now i have so many friends :3 i should invite you all to my birthday
Will there be pizza?
what if when we fall asleep and we start dreaming it’s actually just alternate universe versions of us waking up and when we’re awake that’s their time to sleep
I CAN ALREADY TELL THAT THIS IS A POST I SHOULD NOT HAVE MADE
This is literally a book by Ted Dekker, though. Like, I’m sorry, it’s just that this idea has been done.
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my mom just accidentally dropped a giant bottle of vodka that was half full from the cupboard and she’s so worried about stepping on the glass and the vodka getting all on her good kitchen floor
i’m worried there’s no more vodka in the houses
learn your priorities mother, jeez.
“no more vodka in the houses” like what, you have more than one?
ill settle for nothing less
if my future husband doesn’t have a reaction like this i’m walking right back out and saying “alright let’s try this again”
“You know when the bride makes her entrance and everybody turns to look at her? That’s when I look at the groom. Cause his face says it all you know, there’s pure love there.
I like to glance back at the poor bastard getting married. Cause even though I think he’s an idiot for willingly entering into the last legal form of slavery, he always looks really, really happy”
I’ll never forget standing in the bridesmaids line when my very-soon-to-be sister-in-law started walking down the aisle. I looked back to my brother and he was the giddiest grown man I have ever seen. His eyes were lit up, he grinned from ear to ear, and he was even bouncing up and down on his toes from excitement. I loved every moment of it!
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MEMORIES
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mmmmm…
help. i can’t stop laughing
the more you listen to it, the funnier it gets
iM CRYING
omg it iS DEAN
my mouth/chest hurt so bad now
WHAT IS AIR
Okay, wait, I found it. yay. happiness!
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I just want to get a cute apartment with a cute person and wear nothing but underwear and a big t-shirt or sweater and dance around, cook for each other, make our own movies and record each other while we’re playing, smiling, and laughing, and lay in bed together at night snuggled up warm together so close that we can here each others pulse.
But. Sarah, isn’t this what we talked about last night?
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IILLINOIS IS MORE THAN CHICAGO AND GRASS
we have corn too
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Okay this makes my Claire Annette seem like 1982375 times more dangerous
does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
Yes…
hmmmm…
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